When I came in to work yesterday morning, I checked my personal emails and found this one - accidentally, I’m assuming, sent the evening before by an administrator from my alma mater, to the University’s pre-health sciences listserve, of which I’m still a member (yeah, don’t ask - I don’t know why, either):
Hi, P!
Hope you […]
Entries Tagged as 'All-Star Crackstar Squad'
Does Josh have a job? Thanks for letting me know
February 16th, 2007 · No Comments
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I want to stay another season/see summer upon this sorry land
November 13th, 2006 · No Comments
Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head, originally uploaded by yaznotjaz.
The heat wasn’t working at the office today, which means I spent most of the day being aggravated about the cold and - of course - engaging in monologues with God about how much I disapprove of this winter business.
“It’s all in your head, Yasminay,” […]
Tags: (3)BeautifulThings · All-Star Crackstar Squad · NineToFive outside the 925
Three things: The Halloween in GMail-chat edition
November 1st, 2006 · 1 Comment
Originally uploaded by yaznotjaz.
I first got an inkling that Halloween this year was going to generate funny conversations when my buddy Z IMed me at the beginning of October with, “I’m gonna go as Ahmedinejad for Halloween.” Seriously, I didn’t even have a comeback to compete with that. In true Yasmine fashion, I believe my […]
Tags: (3)BeautifulThings · All-Star Crackstar Squad
Example #452, in which we give an overview of How to Get on Yasmine’s Good Side
May 22nd, 2006 · No Comments
I went to sleep the other night and accidentally left my AIM on. The next morning, I woke up to find the following IMs from my buddy Z, indicating quite clearly why we are friends:
Z: Yessiree bob, she likes her crackZ: Always has something funny to shareZ: _____ is her younger? sister [The question mark […]
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I don’t need nobody flyin’ in my jet stream/Take the bus, go on and get yourself your own dream
May 17th, 2006 · No Comments
Originally uploaded by yaznotjaz
“Everyone’s a critic, yaar,” said my friend over IM. “Let’s just call ‘em all biatches.”
I started laughing, which was a good thing, because I had just spent most of the morning cursing a stranger I knew nothing about. This was two Fridays ago. It started with an email: GMail automatically refreshed my […]
Tags: All-Star Crackstar Squad · Resident Rockstar
Makin’ things happen while relaxin’ like a Sunday afternoon
May 1st, 2006 · No Comments
Originally uploaded by yaznotjaz.
The Sunday morning before last, I accompanied my sister to Berkeley, where she - along with a group of other students at her university - had designed outfits (seven, in her case) for a fundraising fashion show being held at the campus later that day, once at 3pm and again at […]
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Your phone was really broken/I tried your number twice, if you need confirmation
April 6th, 2006 · No Comments
Don’t worry, it’s on silent. Yes, yes, I know, as usual, originally uploaded by yaznotjaz.
This afternoon, I checked for new voicemessages on my phone, and afterward stayed on the line long enough to hear the robotic lady intone, “…and you have twenty-four saved messages…”
Twenty-FOUR? Holy freakin’ smoley, I didn’t even know my phone was capable […]
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Yesterday I got lost in the circus
March 29th, 2006 · No Comments
Four things:
ONE. I finally got a chance to watch Rang De Basanti yesterday afternoon, over at Naz Cinema in the South Bay. I thought it was rocking. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much during a movie. Because our huge group was practically the only audience, I got to laugh as much […]
Tags: All-Star Crackstar Squad · Salaam Namaste
CA vs. CA, and it’s just so blindingly clear
March 21st, 2006 · No Comments
You know what else is annoying? When you write up a brilliant entry and post it and then come back the next morning and check your weblog and don’t see it there. So apparently you just dreamt you wrote it, and now you have to “re-write” the whole thing all over again. What a process, […]
Tags: All-Star Crackstar Squad · Blogistan and the Wide World of Webs
California skies got room to spare
February 7th, 2006 · No Comments
S felt it was necessary to add to the glorious architecture, originally uploaded by yaznotjaz.
It’s a sad testament to my slacker tendencies that not only have I neglected to write about my Blogistan meetup with Anjum about a month ago, but she has updated about her first California trip a couple of times already, and […]
Tags: All-Star Crackstar Squad · Blogistan and the Wide World of Webs
Hundreds of pages, pages, pages forward
December 19th, 2005 · No Comments
THIS…is the fastest way to my heart, originally uploaded by yaznotjaz.
Last Friday, I managed to drag my friend A along with me to Oakland, where I usually pray Jummah salah [the Friday congregational prayer]. I kept extolling the virtues of this favorite masjid of mine, until she reminded me that she had gone there […]
Tags: All-Star Crackstar Squad · Bibliothek
The sunshine, it’s everywhere! Well, almost
November 28th, 2005 · No Comments
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and nothing is more powerful than beauty in a wicked world, originally uploaded by yaznotjaz.
[Random small update on last week: Went roller skating last Wednesday with my sister, and the Princess of […]
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Na lara gham
September 12th, 2005 · No Comments
Driving back to my corner of the Bay Area this afternoon after dropping HijabMan off at the Oakland Airport, I merged onto the familiar Hwy-24 from 880, and, as the road curved down and then up again, the fog and gloom suddenly gave way to sunshine, and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud in […]
Tags: (3)BeautifulThings · All-Star Crackstar Squad · Hit the Road
Don’t wait up, we’ll be fine, somehow we might get it right
August 27th, 2005 · No Comments
Evidence #49247 on the list of Reasons Why Yasmine is an Incompetent Fool involves me accidentally formatting the memory card on my digital camera and thereby deleting the 200-300 or so photos I took yesterday evening during a wedding mehndi ceremony my sister and I attended. Within two minutes of leaving the bride’s home, no […]
Tags: All-Star Crackstar Squad · Casa420 and Familia
The end is nigh
August 19th, 2005 · No Comments
This one goes out to blogger extraordinaire Yaser and to my cousin Somayya [aka SuperDuperWoman aka PrincessPrettyPants (PPP)] and to the at least half-a-dozen other friends of mine who will be taking the MCAT tomorrow. You’re almost done, peoples! Rock it up tomorrow, and then you won’t have to review physics ever again. Because physics […]





