break time, naptime

Seeing as how I’ve recently been accused of doing nothing more than “pulling all nighters or driving around or munching munchies,” I’ve decided to consider that a point well taken and therefore do nothing more than spend this weekend sleeping as much of my life away as possible. I know y’all must be so proud. Just try to keep the round of applause to a minimum, please.

Meanwhile, if you wish, y’all can entertain yourselves by coming up with interesting ideas and grand adventures I could be engaging in instead. Bear in mind that I’m actually going to be sleeping (for reals), so I won’t be doing any of those things. But you gotta amuse yourself some way or another, so hey, why not. The more hilarious and weird the ideas, the better. Go for it.